Weight loss secret, how to lose ten pounds in minutes

I found out how to lose weight fast. The secret is to place yourself stragetically in a photo between to people larger than you. My cousin came over wih his cousin, they are both big guys, so there you go, I automatically looked smaller. What you have to do is squeeze inbetween the two and have them kind of squeeze close to you and you will look smaller. If only I could walk around all day with them squeezing the weight away from me by block it out from view.